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| Scientist: | On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week |
| Me: | You mean per day |
| Scientist: | What |
| Me: | What |
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
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| You: | hi |
| Stranger: | hey |
| You: | wanna cyber |
| Stranger: | Depends are you a girl? ;) |
| You: | ya |
| Stranger: | And okay then, you start? |
| You: | i come into ur bedroom |
| You: | and ur sleeping |
| You: | and i crawl under your blanket |
| Stranger: | I'm still asleep |
| You: | u feel me pulling down ur pants |
| You: | and u wake up and smile |
| Stranger: | I kiss you gently, still sleepy |
| You: | then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed |
| You: | cutting off your penis |
| Stranger: | wait |
| You: | THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME |
| Stranger: | Then what...? |
| You: | I HATE YOU |
| Stranger: | I didn't cheat |
| You: | you bleed to death in your bed |
| Stranger: | i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok |
| You: | nobody ever knows what happened |
| You: | i flee to mexico with your Mercedes |
| You: | the end |
| Stranger: | I have a mercedes? |
| You: | not anymore faggot |
| Your conversation partner has disconnected. |
