[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
oh shit, missed the train to hogwarts, who’s with me to hijack a supposedly invisible flying car and get there?
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like